Heh, yeah I bet. I mean, it's kinda weird that Santa's here too, but I guess some things—or people—are universally consistent...well, I guess for some universes.

[Sipping more of that rum—honestly, he probably shouldn't be drinking all of this on top of...what he's already had. That buzz he's been nursing with drinks that would put most college frat boys to shame is all going to come to a head once he finishes this damn bottle of rum.

OH WELL.]

Wonder if he's got Stantler and the whole works, or if there's something different here he uses.

[HE SURE IS TALKING ABOUT SANTA LIKE HE'S...A REAL FUCKING PERSON, ISN'T HE?]