[He held up a hand] Don't mention her right now okay. Please. Please. I can't ask for your forgiveness but I will ask for your pity.
[He sighs.] I didn't know either. I told everybody we should have put the darn thing on the moon. In a nice glass case. That one and the eternal life one.
I was told that eating that fruit taught people good and evil but it also taught them the ways of the world and that if you eat it you learn everything including how to die. That's why we're not allowed near it.
[It's slightly malicious but - honestly.] But who knows even if that's true?
You scared us off making new fruits though. All the stuff that exists, all the weird stuff - that's humans. Like apple lotion. That's edible right? I saw that in a store here. it's made of apples.
Human beings right? Who could imagine they'd make spreadable fruit.
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[He held up a hand] Don't mention her right now okay. Please. Please. I can't ask for your forgiveness but I will ask for your pity.
[He sighs.] I didn't know either. I told everybody we should have put the darn thing on the moon. In a nice glass case. That one and the eternal life one.
I was told that eating that fruit taught people good and evil but it also taught them the ways of the world and that if you eat it you learn everything including how to die. That's why we're not allowed near it.
[It's slightly malicious but - honestly.] But who knows even if that's true?
You scared us off making new fruits though. All the stuff that exists, all the weird stuff - that's humans. Like apple lotion. That's edible right? I saw that in a store here. it's made of apples.
Human beings right? Who could imagine they'd make spreadable fruit.