I didn’t want to jump off a building that would kill me! I was trying to find one that wouldn’t!

[ Because that sounds so much better, clearly. But - whatever, nobody’s dead and Rupert doesn’t seem horribly angry, at least? He’ll try not to look and feel horribly guilty about all of this.

Also. What the hell did that guy just imply? ]

Did we time travel? Is that what happened?

[ No wonder his spider senses hate him right now. ]