Captain Rex (
ct_7567) wrote in
maskormenacelogs2019-07-02 07:58 pm
OPEN LOG
WHO: REX and YOU!
WHERE: Various locations of Maurtia Falls!
WHEN: Throughout July!
WHAT: In order: an armed chase scene, run-ins with disrespectful reporters, a confusing visit to the shopping mall, and various domestic activities!
WARNINGS: Swearing, superhero genre-appropriate violence!
REX OPEN LOG
[ i. a chase scene. ]
[ Unbeknownst to Rex, here’s the scene:
There are five masked robbers. After a successful haul, two decided to take the whole haul and book it on foot, because they’re about as smart as they are law-abiding. The other three chase after them with, it seems, every intention of killing their former allies.
Here’s what Rex sees: two idiots in animal masks shooting wildly behind them at three idiots in matching animal masks who are shooting wildly back, none of them particularly good at shooting, but all of them extremely capable of causing a great deal of property damage and hurting just about everyone but the people they actually intend to hit. It’s of no surprise, then, that even off-duty and in plainclothes he winds up sprinting after them, reaching for his own blasters. ]
Stop! [ He bellows. ] MFPD!
[ Well. Now they’ve got someone else to shoot at. ]
[ ii. rex vs reporters. ]
[ The life of an imPort is the life of a celebrity, and one that’s more or less passed Rex by. But the longer he’s here, the more he finds himself as the focus of unwanted attention, and no attention is more unwanted than the one he’s receiving right now, as he’s exiting one of his usual haunts and simply trying to go about his daily routine. Some questions are better than others. You may bear witness to:
A: ] CT-7567! CT-7567! We’ve received reports that you’ve recently undergone brain surgery? Is that true? Is it contagious to the native population? Do you feel this impacts your ability to serve --
Number one, the name’s Rex. Number two - who in the hell told you that?
We take the protection of our sources very serio--
To hell with your sources, they have no business spreading around someone else’s personal business --
[ B: ] Rex! We’ve received reports that you were on the scene of Cassandra Igarashi’s death. Do you have any comments?
Fuck off.
Is that on the record?
[ Rex, temperamental as ever, snatches the reporter’s microphone. ] On the record, fuck off.
[ C: You may think that Rex just has extremely poor luck with reporters, but then… ]
Ah, Rex! There’s our imPort of the hour! Your fans want to know: what’s your favourite food?
[ Dourly: ] I don’t see how that’s any of your business.
[ …or maybe he just doesn’t like talking to reporters. ]
[ iii. rex vs a shopping mall ]
[ Here, Rex is wandering around the Maurtia Falls shopping mall. More specifically, he’s looking around the teen boys section, dubiously eyeing the seemingly endless amount of clothing hanging from the racks or sitting tidily on the shelves. At the moment, he’s standing by a rack of bright yellow cardigans with stitched initials on the lapel with a helpful worker informing him that they’re very in right now!
He doesn’t look convinced. He tugs one out a little, muttering to himself, ] I’ve never understood who decides that sort of thing.
[ iv. various domesticities. ]
[ Otherwise? Rex can be found in his home in Maurtia Falls 4, at the shooting range sharpening up his skills, doing various household chores in supermarkets and the like, training at the gym where there may be a few people giving him dirty looks and murmuring about some water bottle incident, or jogging around the city. Or hit me with your own!
If you’d like a personal prompt, feel free to PM me or pp me @ Wisdombitch! ]
WHERE: Various locations of Maurtia Falls!
WHEN: Throughout July!
WHAT: In order: an armed chase scene, run-ins with disrespectful reporters, a confusing visit to the shopping mall, and various domestic activities!
WARNINGS: Swearing, superhero genre-appropriate violence!
REX OPEN LOG
[ i. a chase scene. ]
[ Unbeknownst to Rex, here’s the scene:
There are five masked robbers. After a successful haul, two decided to take the whole haul and book it on foot, because they’re about as smart as they are law-abiding. The other three chase after them with, it seems, every intention of killing their former allies.
Here’s what Rex sees: two idiots in animal masks shooting wildly behind them at three idiots in matching animal masks who are shooting wildly back, none of them particularly good at shooting, but all of them extremely capable of causing a great deal of property damage and hurting just about everyone but the people they actually intend to hit. It’s of no surprise, then, that even off-duty and in plainclothes he winds up sprinting after them, reaching for his own blasters. ]
Stop! [ He bellows. ] MFPD!
[ Well. Now they’ve got someone else to shoot at. ]
[ ii. rex vs reporters. ]
[ The life of an imPort is the life of a celebrity, and one that’s more or less passed Rex by. But the longer he’s here, the more he finds himself as the focus of unwanted attention, and no attention is more unwanted than the one he’s receiving right now, as he’s exiting one of his usual haunts and simply trying to go about his daily routine. Some questions are better than others. You may bear witness to:
A: ] CT-7567! CT-7567! We’ve received reports that you’ve recently undergone brain surgery? Is that true? Is it contagious to the native population? Do you feel this impacts your ability to serve --
Number one, the name’s Rex. Number two - who in the hell told you that?
We take the protection of our sources very serio--
To hell with your sources, they have no business spreading around someone else’s personal business --
[ B: ] Rex! We’ve received reports that you were on the scene of Cassandra Igarashi’s death. Do you have any comments?
Fuck off.
Is that on the record?
[ Rex, temperamental as ever, snatches the reporter’s microphone. ] On the record, fuck off.
[ C: You may think that Rex just has extremely poor luck with reporters, but then… ]
Ah, Rex! There’s our imPort of the hour! Your fans want to know: what’s your favourite food?
[ Dourly: ] I don’t see how that’s any of your business.
[ …or maybe he just doesn’t like talking to reporters. ]
[ iii. rex vs a shopping mall ]
[ Here, Rex is wandering around the Maurtia Falls shopping mall. More specifically, he’s looking around the teen boys section, dubiously eyeing the seemingly endless amount of clothing hanging from the racks or sitting tidily on the shelves. At the moment, he’s standing by a rack of bright yellow cardigans with stitched initials on the lapel with a helpful worker informing him that they’re very in right now!
He doesn’t look convinced. He tugs one out a little, muttering to himself, ] I’ve never understood who decides that sort of thing.
[ iv. various domesticities. ]
[ Otherwise? Rex can be found in his home in Maurtia Falls 4, at the shooting range sharpening up his skills, doing various household chores in supermarkets and the like, training at the gym where there may be a few people giving him dirty looks and murmuring about some water bottle incident, or jogging around the city. Or hit me with your own!
If you’d like a personal prompt, feel free to PM me or pp me @ Wisdombitch! ]

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