Nah, different thing! It's not that I travel through space, though I guess that would be cool. It's just that the planet I'm from isn't like this one. Ain't even called Earth. The place I'm from is called Faerûn.
[ ...which is a continent, not a world. But his world also, very conveniently, has never been labeled. Weird how that works! ]
The world as I know it is magic. And it's filled with way more critters than the ones you see here. More races, too. I'm not talkin' skin colour. Well, sometimes skin colour! But we got elves, dwarves, orcs, dragonborn... that sort of thing.
[ He leans in, voice 'dropping' to a stage-whisper. ] No offense, bud, but this place is a little dull in comparison.
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[ ...which is a continent, not a world. But his world also, very conveniently, has never been labeled. Weird how that works! ]
The world as I know it is magic. And it's filled with way more critters than the ones you see here. More races, too. I'm not talkin' skin colour. Well, sometimes skin colour! But we got elves, dwarves, orcs, dragonborn... that sort of thing.
[ He leans in, voice 'dropping' to a stage-whisper. ] No offense, bud, but this place is a little dull in comparison.