[ Life, Fraser had learned early, had a way of getting stranger before it ever started to look more normal, and that was true of this situation as much - if not more, because when had he ever expected to be in a world where it was perpetually 1954 with superpowers and hoverboards - as it would be true of any other.
So in the spirit of making things stranger before they began to improve, here Madder is colliding with the flank of a very soft nine foot long polar bear, that was about as out of place in a Florida carnival as oh, everything else. Diefenbaker was not present - Fraser had sent him to find help (or at least that's what he thought he did, he'd never tried communicating with a deaf wolf while stuck in the body of a polar bear before) - which was perhaps a godsend, because honestly what were you supposed to do? This was weird enough without making a nativity scene out of it.
He turned his big black button eyes on Madder and blinked at him, opening and closing his mouth and making the briefest chuffing sound as he tried to explain that yes, it was perfectly okay. Which was dumb because he had huge teeth, and try as he might he couldn't make any of the necessary vowel noises. Or anything that sounded human, actually. ]
/sobs into hands so sorry
So in the spirit of making things stranger before they began to improve, here Madder is colliding with the flank of a very soft nine foot long polar bear, that was about as out of place in a Florida carnival as oh, everything else. Diefenbaker was not present - Fraser had sent him to find help (or at least that's what he thought he did, he'd never tried communicating with a deaf wolf while stuck in the body of a polar bear before) - which was perhaps a godsend, because honestly what were you supposed to do? This was weird enough without making a nativity scene out of it.
He turned his big black button eyes on Madder and blinked at him, opening and closing his mouth and making the briefest chuffing sound as he tried to explain that yes, it was perfectly okay. Which was dumb because he had huge teeth, and try as he might he couldn't make any of the necessary vowel noises. Or anything that sounded human, actually. ]