I 'spose I am now, handsome. Must be plenty more I can educate you on 'bout this place too.

[What, he's not sure, but even with the gyrating, half naked lady before him, he's sitting there with a furrowed brow, trying to think of somewhere that can truly show off the wonders of the modern world. And then he gets it;]

Oi, you ever been to an arcade?!