[riptide showed up, still unsure, wearing his shark hoodie and jeans. he crosses his legs on the chair when he's there, an awkward position to sit in for someone so tall and gangly. he does not do well with this human body.]

I'm Riptide. You probably already know me for being a social media phenomenon! Anyway I guess I'll throw down some money for this... I'm Cybertronian, not human and I've been told I'm morally flexible, under the guise of it being for the greater good.

[he shoots gunfingers across the table.]

I have three and a half million years of experience. Literally. I'm also not crazy about these weird grapes? [the olives.] Uhhh... that's about it. I turn into a boat? I was gonna go on that Mars thing but decided not to because of the nanite fuckery. I didn't want to risk my powers malfunctioning and taking out the ship. I'll do anything in and around the Earth's gravitational pull, though!