Don't be sorry. [smirking:] Rather, be grateful you can't see the tragic display I make of the sport; you may be the one most spared tonight. [and lo, she was oblivious to the bowling pun she had just put forth into the world, idiot goth jock that she is.]

I can help you find a decent spot to sit, though! There's plenty of cushioned places, near and around the lanes.