Ah, 'course it don't. See I'd argue stealin' a baby jesus just shows your love for it all. Only the truly dedicated would try for that.

[This is what he gets for helping her? An attempted drink thievery? Real bloody charming. He catches onto the lean quickly though and slowly starts to withdraw the glass.]

Oi, careful there, love, this is some potent shite. Dunno what they've put in this champagne but it's more than a bit of food colourin'. Laced with somethin' far more efficacious than a bit of booze, that's for sure.