Yes, exactly at the fair. [ she groans, with exaggerated effect - and if she weren't also catching a ride from her kid brother, she would've pressed a hand to her forehead and swooned, victorian-style. ] I've already eaten my entire weight in funnel cake, and I'm pretty sure that kale salad is the only thing my stomach can handle.

[ ... on the bright side, she apparently succumbed to deep-fried goodness earlier. ]

Well, that, and I saw someone deep-fry Kool-Aid and actual sugar cubes, so that killed all desire to indulge.