[ Hmmm.



It's... not a bad argument. To be fair, any argument that involves "shut the fuck up and deal with the problem" sounds good to Negotiator. ]

True. The Porter is out of our control. [ Despite himself, he's bitter about that. ] Talk does nothing.

[ He finishes his deep fried alligator, casually licking his claw clean like a normal, regular person. ]

Then the question isn't "why were you given human form". It's "why do you use it"?