"They're fake rifles, buddy. I don't think you have to worry about people thinking they're real for a moment," he says, shaking his head. "I actually checked out the human rifles here, they're nothing like those. They're like... practice guns, I guess."

He shrugs helplessly.

"I get you though, this is dumb. This, specifically, the gun thing. Did you take part in literally anything fun, or are you really allergic to it?"