[ It's not as satisfying as just giving in to the seductive sway of deep fried starch but sometimes you have to make sacrifices. Jughead picks away at this surprise gift with as much stealth as he can manage. ]

Oh, so you know each other from home. [ Sounds real familiar. He chews, nods. ] Couple of weeks, maybe. Not long. She saved me from a really bad situation involving customer service and lattes.