humanistic: (riiiiight - take dead animals to the vet)
John Mitchell ([personal profile] humanistic) wrote in [community profile] maskormenacelogs 2014-08-19 03:14 pm (UTC)

wow!!

Oh my God.

[in the tone of kids these days. Mitchell takes a step back, hands up, like he's absolving himself of all blame here (and also consequently ignoring Derek and any suspicious looks). Inscriptions are a little weird, but also this is bloody ridiculous.]

Look, I'll say it again, since you're all hard of hearing: he's not a serial killer. The actual logistics of killing someone with a scythe--just think about that for a second. That's all movie bullshit. But hey, if he was a serial killer, imagine how pissed he'll be when he gets home and you're all hanging out in his room holding his ritualistic scythe.

[And that's as much defence as he's going to give Nick right now; sorry Nick. Time to retreat back to his room. One last thing, to Derek:]

Make sure they don't go in anyone else's rooms. Unless they want to check all the cupboards for scythes, then they're definitely allowed.

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