"I like broke my hip" doesn't sound like just a bruise. You realise it's really easy for me to heal, right? Like, I'm bad at most stuff, but actually okay at healing?

[he will never understand the resistance he gets, offering to heal. it made sense in Valhalla, where dying with glory was preferable in most cases than being repeatedly healed (which was also frustrating to him). but it makes no sense here, with mortals, who treat their bodies like disposable garbage]

Small stuff takes like, no energy.