"Awww, boohoo. That was back home!"

What happened at home doesn't matter, or so he'd heard talk over the network. He doesn't know fore sure, which is why he tries not to raise his voice. Plus, he's a fairly recognisable imPort, what with his pokemon.

And he'd hate to lose any in his pool of those he could con with a selfie into carrying bags of shopping for him. "Never got caught, either."

Nikolai, that's probably not something to be proud of...