Squirrel Girl Definitely Not Doreen Green Hahahaha (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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maskormenacelogs2016-10-27 12:07 am
eatsnutsandkicksbutts) wrote in maskormenacelogs2016-10-27 12:07 am
open log!
WHO: Doreen and you! OTA!
WHERE: Around Heropa
WHEN: Any time during the last week of October
WHAT: Just an open log for some slice-of-life settling in stuff. PM me or hit me up on plurk (![[plurk.com profile]](https://plurk.com/favicon.ico)
sonopants) if you'd like a prompt, or feel free to toss in your own!
WARNINGS: naaaaah
A) Squirrel Girl - crime fighting and patrolling!
[ SG loves being a superhero, and while Heropa isn't nearly as active as Maurtia Falls in the crime department, there are still muggings to interrupt, rooftops to bound over, and would-be criminals to lecture. Squirrel Girl can be found doing all three, at some point!
You might happen upon her in the middle of a mugging, ducking punches, knocking people out of the way with her tail, and in one unfortunate mugger's case, grabbing the guy by the scruff of the neck and tossing him into the air 'til she has time to deal with him.
When she's out on patrol, SG leaps from rooftop to power pole to streetlight effortlessly... although she makes the occasional pitstop for ice cream trucks or food vendors that offer vegetarian options.
And as for talking to criminals... well, sometimes it works, and sometimes it doesn't. A few of them actually take the business cards that she's started carrying in her utility belt; they're generally for employment agencies or counseling services. If the potential criminals don't want to talk, and the conversations turn violent, well... see above for how she handles things in a fight. ]
B) Doreen - hangin' in the park with some pals
[ When she isn't superhero-ing around Heropa, SG doubles down on her secret identity. Doreen Green, who doesn't have a tail (that certainly isn't hidden down her pants!) and only talks to squirrels because she's eccentric, is a completely normal civilian. Er. ImPort. ImPort who is easily identified as such thanks to the tattoo on her wrist, and who happens to have superpowers, like all the other interdimensional kidnapping victims currently living here.
... It's possible that Doreen's been having some doubts about the whole secret identity thing, under the circumstances.
Anyway! Today is a day for relaxing, and the best place to do that is in the local park. When she's pretty sure that noone is looking, Doreen steps off the beaten path and goes into a more wooded area of the park, where she sits down at the base of a tree, takes a handful of nuts out of her pocket, and makes a few squirrel-like chirps under her breath. Within minutes, she's surrounded by squirrels, and looking happier than she's been since she arrived. Judging by the excited chirps, squeaks and trills she's getting in return, they're pretty glad to see her, too. ]
C) Wildcard, anything goes!
WHERE: Around Heropa
WHEN: Any time during the last week of October
WHAT: Just an open log for some slice-of-life settling in stuff. PM me or hit me up on plurk (
WARNINGS: naaaaah
A) Squirrel Girl - crime fighting and patrolling!
[ SG loves being a superhero, and while Heropa isn't nearly as active as Maurtia Falls in the crime department, there are still muggings to interrupt, rooftops to bound over, and would-be criminals to lecture. Squirrel Girl can be found doing all three, at some point!
You might happen upon her in the middle of a mugging, ducking punches, knocking people out of the way with her tail, and in one unfortunate mugger's case, grabbing the guy by the scruff of the neck and tossing him into the air 'til she has time to deal with him.
When she's out on patrol, SG leaps from rooftop to power pole to streetlight effortlessly... although she makes the occasional pitstop for ice cream trucks or food vendors that offer vegetarian options.
And as for talking to criminals... well, sometimes it works, and sometimes it doesn't. A few of them actually take the business cards that she's started carrying in her utility belt; they're generally for employment agencies or counseling services. If the potential criminals don't want to talk, and the conversations turn violent, well... see above for how she handles things in a fight. ]
B) Doreen - hangin' in the park with some pals
[ When she isn't superhero-ing around Heropa, SG doubles down on her secret identity. Doreen Green, who doesn't have a tail (that certainly isn't hidden down her pants!) and only talks to squirrels because she's eccentric, is a completely normal civilian. Er. ImPort. ImPort who is easily identified as such thanks to the tattoo on her wrist, and who happens to have superpowers, like all the other interdimensional kidnapping victims currently living here.
... It's possible that Doreen's been having some doubts about the whole secret identity thing, under the circumstances.
Anyway! Today is a day for relaxing, and the best place to do that is in the local park. When she's pretty sure that noone is looking, Doreen steps off the beaten path and goes into a more wooded area of the park, where she sits down at the base of a tree, takes a handful of nuts out of her pocket, and makes a few squirrel-like chirps under her breath. Within minutes, she's surrounded by squirrels, and looking happier than she's been since she arrived. Judging by the excited chirps, squeaks and trills she's getting in return, they're pretty glad to see her, too. ]
C) Wildcard, anything goes!
a;
I've been watching you.
( She has never been known for her subtlety. )
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[ Doreen has just managed to score a popsicle when Cassandra walks up to her, and so she stares up at the imposing medieval-lookin' woman with wide eyes, a surprised look on her face, and half of a popsicle sticking out of her mouth. She is the picture of composure and dignity. ]
Okay, if the next part of this conversation doesn't start with 'because you dropped your wallet three blocks back and I've been trying to catch up and return it to you', or 'but not in a creepy way, ha ha promise I'm not a stalker', then we are going to have to have a big conversation about personal boundaries, random stranger.
... On second thought, scratch the second one, anyone who says 'ha ha I'm not creepy, promise I'm not a stalker' is a stalker, like, 9 times out of 10.
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I simply found it... interesting.
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[ Her tail twitches up in surprise before it settles back down to its usual curve. It seems like Medieval Lady is more socially awkward than creepy, and that stilted smile actually manages to put Doreen at ease, just a bit. ]
Oh, yeah, no, that makes sense. This sounds weird, but I'm so used to it that I kinda forget it's a novelty sometimes? I was born with it, and it isn't detachable - not that I think you'd try to pull it off or anything, but the attempt has been made before, and I figure it's a good idea to cover all the bases first.