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Hartley Rathaway 🎶 Pied Piper ([personal profile] socialactivillain) wrote in [community profile] maskormenacelogs2016-08-15 03:08 pm

Monthly Rogues Catchall: August Edition

WHO: The Rogues + Others
WHERE: Heropa 20, and elsewhere
WHEN: The month of August
WHAT: Just rogues bein dudes. What's better than this?
WARNINGS: Puns.

(Open post for all roguenanigans.)
catchacold: :| (gesundheit)

[personal profile] catchacold 2016-08-29 12:30 am (UTC)(link)
[Rats.

Of course. What next? God forbid they'd get something actually useful that wouldn't just shit all over the place, like a car or a bike. But no, here they are. The rats.

Leonard has the urge to count them, but gives up on that quickly to just raise an eyebrow to the Piper.]


At least they fit the theme.
catchacold: :| (chill)

[personal profile] catchacold 2016-08-29 09:23 am (UTC)(link)
As long as they stay out of my room.

[As long as everyone stays out of his room. And the dog stops trying to get him to pet him, what's up with that? At least the rats aren't looking for affection.]

Not enough space in the sewer?
catchacold: :| (frost)

[personal profile] catchacold 2016-08-29 09:59 am (UTC)(link)
[One of the many, many reasons Leonard leaves his room as little as possible. Also why nobody is allowed inside his room. They might have animals on them.]

Ah, of course. Country rats.

[He looks down at them, taking a step back so he can lean against the wall, one leg pulled up.]

Welcome to the city. Say no to drugs.
catchacold: :) (tundra)

[personal profile] catchacold 2016-08-29 10:14 am (UTC)(link)
[He looks at Piper, slowly tilting his head to the side. So many options, so little time.

Here goes.]


So I take it you're not up for a round of Monopoly?
catchacold: :) (getting warmer)

[personal profile] catchacold 2016-08-29 10:22 am (UTC)(link)
Word association then. I say a word, you make it a cause.

[Seems to be about the norm, really.]

The best thing? No one wins.
catchacold: :) (puddle)

[personal profile] catchacold 2016-08-31 01:15 pm (UTC)(link)
It's too bad the economy is in recess or I'd buy you a sense of humour.

[While he watches the rats, he doesn't show any sign of being eager to have them come any closer. Not that he seems appalled either, mostly neutral on the subject of rats, it'd seem.]
catchacold: :| (forecast)

[personal profile] catchacold 2016-09-01 05:13 pm (UTC)(link)
You should relax. Ain't as if I'm a capitalist.

[He's a Zamboni driver.

He also looks at the rats, noting that they seem to be talking to Piper. Power or is everyone just going insane? Fifty-fifty.]


I promise, I won't teach your rats anything about the economy.
catchacold: :| (chill)

[personal profile] catchacold 2016-09-03 10:52 am (UTC)(link)
Can't blame them.

[Not exactly his focus either. Len looks around the garage, finally deciding that he needs to ask:]

What animal's next?
catchacold: :| (stormy)

[personal profile] catchacold 2016-09-08 12:27 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll go barricade my door.

[When did his home become a zoo?]
catchacold: :| (ice one)

[personal profile] catchacold 2016-09-14 09:47 am (UTC)(link)
[Point.]

Cisco in my bedroom. All I ever wanted.
catchacold: :| (frost)

[personal profile] catchacold 2016-09-15 10:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't worry about it. Never had a problem keeping anyone out of my bedroom before.

[Besides, Cisco is kind of cute.

The rodent.

Well. Both.]
catchacold: :| (gesundheit)

[personal profile] catchacold 2016-09-15 11:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Then I guess normally people are more interested in having people in their bedrooms.
catchacold: :| (ice one)

[personal profile] catchacold 2016-09-15 11:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah.

[This conversation is starting to feel circular. This is why he doesn't do small talk.]