Hartley Rathaway 🎶 Pied Piper (
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Monthly Rogues Catchall: August Edition
WHO: The Rogues + Others
WHERE: Heropa 20, and elsewhere
WHEN: The month of August
WHAT: Just rogues bein dudes. What's better than this?
WARNINGS: Puns.
(Open post for all roguenanigans.)
WHERE: Heropa 20, and elsewhere
WHEN: The month of August
WHAT: Just rogues bein dudes. What's better than this?
WARNINGS: Puns.
(Open post for all roguenanigans.)
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Of course. What next? God forbid they'd get something actually useful that wouldn't just shit all over the place, like a car or a bike. But no, here they are. The rats.
Leonard has the urge to count them, but gives up on that quickly to just raise an eyebrow to the Piper.]
At least they fit the theme.
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Look, I know, okay. They didn't have anywhere else to go.
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[As long as everyone stays out of his room. And the dog stops trying to get him to pet him, what's up with that? At least the rats aren't looking for affection.]
Not enough space in the sewer?
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[ The chinchilla is a bossy little asshole, though, and probably continues to bother everyone in the house for attention, especially when he's in his ball and therefore invincible, in his own mind. ]
But anyway, they're not city rats, they're from a farm. They wouldn't know what to do in a sewer.
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Ah, of course. Country rats.
[He looks down at them, taking a step back so he can lean against the wall, one leg pulled up.]
Welcome to the city. Say no to drugs.
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Say no to Capitalism.
[ There is not even the slightest trace of irony in his words. ]
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Here goes.]
So I take it you're not up for a round of Monopoly?
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[Seems to be about the norm, really.]
The best thing? No one wins.
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[ Two of the rats are edging closer to Len's feet, chattering to each other like each is daring the other to get closer. ]
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[While he watches the rats, he doesn't show any sign of being eager to have them come any closer. Not that he seems appalled either, mostly neutral on the subject of rats, it'd seem.]
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[ Piper watches the rats too, curious to see if they're going to go closer. They look back him and chitter curiously, to which he just shrugs. ]
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[He's a Zamboni driver.
He also looks at the rats, noting that they seem to be talking to Piper. Power or is everyone just going insane? Fifty-fifty.]
I promise, I won't teach your rats anything about the economy.
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[Not exactly his focus either. Len looks around the garage, finally deciding that he needs to ask:]
What animal's next?
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[When did his home become a zoo?]
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It's not like any of them go upstairs but Francisco and Mick's dog, anyway.
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Cisco in my bedroom. All I ever wanted.
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He'll stay out if I ask him to.
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[Besides, Cisco is kind of cute.
The rodent.
Well. Both.]
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[This conversation is starting to feel circular. This is why he doesn't do small talk.]