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maskormenacelogs2016-02-15 02:53 pm
helpline) wrote in maskormenacelogs2016-02-15 02:53 pm
I GET KNOCKED DOWN
WHO: Heropa 11 + open to anyone who'd be around Heropa 11
WHERE: ....Heropa 11
WHEN: all over early February
WHAT: god bless this trainwreck of a house
WARNINGS: Heropa 11
What does Heropa 11 look like? Who knows, man, we're playing this by ear. It's a bizarre mix of Hazel's plants, Saint Walker's calming aura, the Doctor's half-finished projects, so many feathers from the skateboarding owl, Hazel's art supplies, soy candles everywhere, Kirk's one night stands, and everybody's mess. The kitchen occasionally smells a little bit off because somebody still needs practice at cooking (cough the Doctor cough). There's probably a few mugs that are paint water mugs, don't drink them. Make fun of Kirk if he accidentally phases through the sofa and please for the love of god try and keep it slightly quiet for poor Saint Walker (it will never be quiet enough for poor Saint Walker.)
We're playing this fast and loose so set up your own starter and let's go hog wild. The stupider the better, shitpost to your heart's content.
WHERE: ....Heropa 11
WHEN: all over early February
WHAT: god bless this trainwreck of a house
WARNINGS: Heropa 11
What does Heropa 11 look like? Who knows, man, we're playing this by ear. It's a bizarre mix of Hazel's plants, Saint Walker's calming aura, the Doctor's half-finished projects, so many feathers from the skateboarding owl, Hazel's art supplies, soy candles everywhere, Kirk's one night stands, and everybody's mess. The kitchen occasionally smells a little bit off because somebody still needs practice at cooking (cough the Doctor cough). There's probably a few mugs that are paint water mugs, don't drink them. Make fun of Kirk if he accidentally phases through the sofa and please for the love of god try and keep it slightly quiet for poor Saint Walker (it will never be quiet enough for poor Saint Walker.)
We're playing this fast and loose so set up your own starter and let's go hog wild. The stupider the better, shitpost to your heart's content.
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Hi, I'm at Heropa 11 [Insert full address here. and there's been a little incident. I need a bit of broken glass replaced and maybe a bit of touching up on the patio. When can you get here for a consultation on the costs?
[...]
Mmm. Okay. I'd like to have someone down here as soon as possible.
[At this point he turns away so he can quietly plead for help while he pretends to be listening to something.
Once that's done he speaks louder so Hazel can continue to assume he's calling the right people.]
Today? Great! Thanks for agreeing to come in on such short notice.
[He hangs up and stiffly smiles at her.]
Someone should be here soon.
[Depending on when Saint Walker checked his phone.]
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her hand stretches out automatically, refusing to allow him to hang onto her comm for longer than absolutely necessary. she's been burned once before on that, it's not happening again.]
Great! Then you can take a fucking seat until they show up!