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犬夜叉 Inuyasha ([personal profile] tsundog) wrote in [community profile] maskormenacelogs2015-11-03 07:32 pm

(open) stepping on every metaphorical lego brick in the entire city

WHO: Inuyasha & YOU?
WHERE: Heropa, De Chima
WHEN: All of November
WHAT: Intro Shenanigans and minor mischief
WARNINGS: expletives, violence, comical incompetence at city dwelling


Heropa (11/3) For Sabriel

You know what's a good way of sticking it to the man? By blowing off the polite government entourage in favor of shoving their dumb intro pamphlet into some official's face and running off into the city. Fuck rules. Fuck pamphlets. Unless someone's gonna tell him how to get back home, he's not interested in doing favors for anyone.

You know what's a bad way of sticking it to the man? Getting hopelessly tangled in the barbed wire of a building in Heropa's outskirts shortly after telling the welcome wagon where to shove it.

"Shit!"

He finds himself half dangling off the wall as the wire hooks into his robe and skin. He wasn't quite bleeding, but it still hurt having the metal thorns dig in. It took some vigorous scrambling for him to get a good enough grip on the fence links to be able to muscle his way out of it. Crashing down onto the concrete below, an empty aluminum bin clangs on ground as he tries to get up, almost taking the entirety of some innocent local business' fence with him.

Ok.

Now to focus on ripping this stuff off him. Cursing just about everything under his breath, he begins to free his arms of the snaking loops.


De Chima: Forward Dated to 11/6 and on-

Running off and telling his specially prepared intro party to suck it seemed like a good idea at the time, but Inuyasha admittedly found himself a little lost and confused after he'd calmed down and stopped feeling like an antagonistic piece of shit. With a little help, he'd managed to make his way up north to De Chima, but he was still walking through a city so foreign to him the only thing he really recognized was that it was inhabited by humans and had food.

He'd only visited Kagome's 'modern' era once, and he didn't leave the plot of land that was mostly inhabited with familiar looking shrines to begin with. De Chima was a cavalcade of new sights and smells that inevitably caught his attention multiple times over.

(Open Prompts)

a. A threatening looking hover-truck that got a little too close earns a snarl, because it was looking at him funny, damnit! His hand closes cautiously over his sword as it slowly backs towards the rear end of a store, keeping an eye on the thing in case it wanted to try something fishy.

b. A noodle shop  gets an unwelcome visitor as he squats over its roof. He'd noticed that they sold some kind of excellent smelling broth. Curious, he climbs over the window and sticks his head inside, mane flopping over to basically create a disheveled white curtain between the cashier window and outside.

"Oi!"

One red sleeve reaches inside, ignoring the surprised shout of a teen who wasn't being paid enough to deal with this shit, claws reaching for the bowl they were about to pass outside.

"Hey, are you gonna eat that?"

c. Sometime later, he finds a strange and large block on the street. It was apparently called a 'Vending Machine', or some such. He didn't care. What he did care about was that it was full of food, and the last person pushed some assortment of buttons and got it to dispense the food.

Of course, figures punching in random numbers didn't solve the problem of not having any money, which makes him clench his fists in frustration.

Now, a reasonable person might investigate further why the magical metal brick wasn't complying, but Inuyasha had a simpler solution. Grip it with both hands, raise the entire damn thing right over his head, and vigorously shake it until food fell out.

d. Eventually, he finds a comfortable corner of concrete roof to sit on after a hard day of mischief. He reaches into his robe and takes out the folded pieces of paper he'd taken out of the brown folder, as well as the communicator.

The latter was some kinda mysterious small metal rectangle he'd resolve for another day, but the papers were curious enough to flip through one at a time.

e. Wildcard?

Prose or action is ok, I'll match format. :]
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[personal profile] notyourfathersosborn 2015-11-08 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
[Normie stands a little ways behind the white haired guy with little fox(maybe? cat?) ears, watching the scene with a smile. He'd seen this tried in cartoons, but he didn't think anyone actually did it in real life. After pausing briefly to enjoy the show, he finally takes a few steps closer.]

That won't work, you know. You'd be better off--[Stops himself before he finishes that thought:"Breaking the glass." After all, from what he'd seen, he doesn't doubt the guy would do it too.]

What were you looking for in there? I can get it for you.
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[personal profile] notyourfathersosborn 2015-11-09 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
[Normie shakes his head at the display, about to intervene for the sake of the poor, innocent vending machine when the strange guy finally puts it down.]

Yeah, that's gum. I don't think that's what you're looking for.

[Normie steps around Inuyasha to plug the machine back in, surprised that it actually hums back to life when he does. He then pulls a dollar out of his wallet, selects a KitKat, and pulls it out from the return once it drops down. Turning back to Inuyasha, he decides its probably for the best that he unwrap the top part too so he can see the chocolate beneath the wrapper.]

Why not try chocolate instead?

[Though honestly, from what Normie's seen, this guy should probably stay away from sugar all together...]
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[personal profile] notyourfathersosborn 2015-11-12 05:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[Well that was a good choice, thankfully. Though Normie admittedly was a smiiiidge worried about that new-found glint in his eye. Did sugar highs even work that fast?]

Definitely better than gum, right?

[Smooths over a dent in the vending machine with his bare hands, gently pushing the metal back into place.]

Though if you're hungry you might want to eat something more substantial.
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[personal profile] notyourfathersosborn 2015-11-21 06:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, for starters you're not supposed to ingest gum.

And candy is more of a hold over or pick-me-up. That will be good now but you'll be hungry again in like 5 minutes. If you want we can go get some fast food, that'll hold you over longer.

[Because Normie can't cook to save his life.]
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[personal profile] notyourfathersosborn 2015-11-29 11:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[It's debatable whether or not it's cooked from any animal.]

More like it's simple dishes cooked fast. Typically things you can eat with your hands, and not utensils.