Back in Black ( OPEN )

[sidecars]

WHO: Bucky Barnes sidecars and YOU!
WHERE: Resident #4 and around Nonah
WHEN: All of November
WHAT: Bucky's back with a new job and a new household. It's time to resettle.
WARNINGS: Uhhh swearing? Racial slurs Looking at you, Kaneda!


RESIDENCE #004 open to housemates

[ Thankfully Bucky is spared the spiel this time, or at least he tells them right out to spare him. It was tedious the first time, a second dosing is just cruel. So when he's dropped off at his new residence (even closer to Kaneda's house he can see. If that Nip is even still around), he heads straight in for a tall glass of water.

All over again he's covered in weeks worth of grime, dirt, sweat, and flecks of blood straight off the front line. Who even knows if its his or somebody else's. But, hey, he's not a complete animal. He takes his dirty boots off at the door and carries them into the kitchen. There he takes off his gaudy red gloves and pours himself some water and starts chugging like a dying man. The kitchen now owns a few spots of dirt on the tiles and cabinet doors, but he'll clean that up later. Right now, it's all about eating real food. Ooo maybe his favorite Thai place will be a doll and deliver to him. ]


SHERRY, WON'T YOU COME OUT TONIGHT? open to Kaneda, or anyone who wants to tell them to stfu

[ Fate, as Bucky has experienced it, has always been cruel. Today it seems to have a change of heart. His window just happens to be the one looking out toward Kaneda's. ]

Ohhh ho hooo ho hohahaha! This is too rich!

[ All decisions to call up former friends fall by the wayside in favor of harassing his favorite Asian. Opening his window, he looks for anything in his room he can toss at the neighboring window. Luck would find a few stones in his boots. Nothing big, but it should only take a few clinks to get the punk's attention if he's still living over there. ]


BRINGS HIS OWN BAGS open to all

[ You know, as jobs go, this isn't so bad. He doesn't work with self-entitled punks complaining about their coffee; Bucky works with tail-wagging canines. No sass, no problems, just energetic personalities and all the face licks you can handle. And Bucky can handle a lot!

So he doesn't complain about dog walking, even if he has five to keep track of. They go all around Nonah streets and parks, where ever Bucky wants to lead them in a certain amount of time. ]

Dixon, you've squatted three times. Either shit or get off the pot there, pal. We've got a ways to go still...

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[rassera]

[As luck would have it (or bad luck, if you're Kaneda), he was just getting ready to head out for the night, so when he hears that rock tap against his window, he looks at his dog, as if wondering if he heard it too.

...Must be his imagination, honestly.

He goes back to pulling on his boots when he hears it again, that same tap, only this time Capsule heard it as well. Walking over to the window, he opens it up, tilting his head out to get a good look out. Wondering just what--or who--was causing that.

And that's where he sees him.

Bucky. James Fuckin' Buchanan Barnes. Smiling at him from across the way.

His jaw drops in both horror and shock]

God. DAMMIT. It's YOU!

[sidecars]

Karma's a bitch, ain't it, sunshine! [ Bucky gives him a sweet little wave. ] Just got back in today. Swell, right?

[rassera]

[HE HATES EVERYTHING SO MUCH RIGHT NOW. HE HATES BUCKY. HE HATES THAT SMUG FUCKING GRIN. HE HATES THE STUPID ROCK THAT BOUNCED OFF HIS WINDOW.]

Bastard...you just couldn't stay gone, could you?

[He is literally 5 seconds from marching over there and punching that grin and sldkfjadflak]

[sidecars]

Well, actually, that would've been preferable to seein' your squinty mug again, but... [ All he can do is shrug. ] Such is life. Besides, your life's a lot less interesting without me in it!

[rassera]

Son of a-

[Don't smile don't feel so good about yourself you smimy bastard. This is the worst.]

Guess back home realized how good they had it and threw you back.

[sidecars]

Ha! Please! All them boys're spinning their wheels without me. This place jsut can't keep its hands off a stud like me!

[ Then he gives Kaneda with once over. ]

You musta been a random lottery.

[rassera]

[Give him a second, because Kaneda is gripping his throat, unable to keep himself from gagging at the very thought of Bucky being a 'stud'.

And then he says that.

Eat an entire ass, Bucky.]

Bite me! If anyone's the consolation prize, its you.

[sidecars]

[ With relish, Kaneda. ]

I actually contribute something to society! You just fill a jail cell.

[rassera]

[You're so fucking dead, Bucky.]

Didn't you hear? Americans drive cars now! They don't need asses to lug their wagons anymore!

[sidecars]

[ Ohhh, you sonuvabitch! ]

Yeah, well, it's called Western ingenuity! Better be nice to asses, your kind still need 'em!

[ CAUSE YOU BACKWATER PO', NIP!! ]

[rassera]

MY KIND? SAY THAT TO MY FACE, AMERICAN.

[He'll reintroduce you to the pavement it missed you.]

[sidecars]

Oh I'll be happy to! And I'll use small words, too, so you will wakaru. De shou!

[ Yeah, he even said that last bit in a cutesy Japanese girl voice just to rub it in! NYA HAHAHA!! Now he is storming down the stairs and out the front door to give Kaneda a big faceful of his knuckle sandwich. It's been aged to perfection, pal! ]

[rassera]

Temee...!

[Oh my god Bucky you are dead you're so dead. Kaneda throws his coat off, letting it land on the bed as he storms out of his room, down the hall and out the front door. He doesn't even bother flipping the coin because you don't need luck to shove your fist into this American's face.

It's practically magnetized to it anyway.]

Oi! BARNES!

[sidecars]

Oi! Kouhai! Doushita no?

[ Oh God he is so ready for this! It's the last thing he should be doing the day he returns from the War, but he is dying for it! Bucky's still in his grimy, blood-stained uniform, but that's all he has right now. YOU BETTER NOT LAUGH! ]

[rassera]

[He wants to scream because not only are you American but you are speaking his language and he hates it. He hates your face!

At least...until he stops dead on the sidewalk, getting a glimpse at the outfit Bucky's wearing.




He has no words.]

[sidecars]

[ Bucky stops too, because Kaneda is looking at him like he just dropped trou and took a dump on the sidewalk. So help looks down, then looks back up at the bastard. ]

What? I just got back from the War, I didn't have any other clothes!

[rassera]

[Just got back from the wa-

Okay.

He's bursting out into laughter now. He'd speak but he honestly CANNOT BREATHE.]

[sidecars]

Oh, you think this is funny, huh? What if I said I just got back from scraping your brothers' brains from my spangly blue boots?

[ YOU STOP! YOU STOP RIGHT NOW!!! ]

[rassera]

[Oh. Oh that stops the laughter reallll quick.]

You're dead.

[sidecars]

Yeah? 'Cause where I'm standin' you're a liar.

[ Bucky's got his dukes up!! ]

[rassera]

[Sorry Bucky were you saying something because he's already throwing a punch.

There's a long string of Japanese curse words that follow, almost too blended together to actually form words. So it's more like one long offensive sentence.]

[sidecars]

[ OW! Owow that is a fist to the face. You ain't getting away with that, pal! You know what goes good with a sucker punch, Kaneda? A knee to the solar plexus! ]

[rassera]

[Bucky were you honestly expecting an invitation because you don't just talk about wiping your boots of his people and expect him to just ask you to the school dance!

Although that knee hits his stomach, knocking the wind out of him and backing up a few paces.

DAMMIT.

Oh that's it.]

[sidecars]

[ Is that it? Well here's this. Bucky full on body tackles Kaneda to the ground. What better way to have a homoerotic fight off? ]

[rassera]

[Before he knows it, he feels his back hit the pavement, immediately rolling to try and get Bucky under him. Either way, his hands grip that jacket...thing that is his outfit to turn the move into his favour.

He is NOT getting his ass kiked by the star spangled robin hood ok.]