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it's my dick in a box ([personal profile] crotchstallion) wrote in [community profile] maskormenacelogs2015-08-05 08:07 pm

make me your aphrodite, make me your one and only

WHO: Handsome Jack and Rhys [personal profile] promotional
WHERE: The nightlife of De Chima
WHEN: Aug 5th / Today
WHAT: Jack tries to build trust with an underling and ends up discovering how deep he can go with his technopathy power.
WARNINGS: Douchebags, Computer/Superpower-related Body Horror, Language, Handsome Jack


"Just look at the ego on this guy - Got his name on the building and everything."

It's a joke, since he totally gets it even though he's not met Tony Stark (yet), but chances were if Rhys worked for him he'd make a day of it sometime. Ask not how he figured out this was one of the places Rhys worked, and ask not that he knew Rhys would be there today after his road trip. Only acknowledge the cool way that he reclines on one of the benches outside the front entrance of the Stark Industries building.

He felt a little bad for Rhys, one because he tried to make a tough guy display and Jack shot him down, and two because he was probably really embarrassed after looking over his text logs the next morning. You tried, little guy.

"You just love working for narcissists, don't you?"
promotional: (way too full of himself)

[personal profile] promotional 2015-08-06 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
[ You say you're not afraid of me, but how much of that is for yourself, for your own benefit so that you feel like a stronger man in your shoes the next time you see my face in person?

Rhys takes the same route out of the building every day. Down one hall, to the elevator, down the elevator, to the final hall, out the front door, down the block, to the bus stop, then he waits. The minutes change from day to day; sometimes he's heading out right on schedule and other times he loses himself in the work for hours past when he was free to go. Once Tony realized he was an employee with value to him, he was given reasonable freedom, but that isn't what Rhys is used to. None of his co-workers would press a gun to his temple if given half a chance at being promoted over him.

Most of them would rather go out for a drink and talk shop.

When he leaves work, he can walk straight forward and not mind himself. He doesn't have to consider what will be said the second he's out of the workshop. Rhys can relax.

That is until he sees Jack and Jack has already seen him. He stands, awkward, then adjusts where the strap of his bag hangs on one shoulder and musters up a pained 'grin.']


Jaaaaaack, hey. I didn't know you were in De Chima. Ever.
Edited 2015-08-06 04:00 (UTC)
promotional: (too cute to be shifty)

[personal profile] promotional 2015-08-06 06:23 am (UTC)(link)
[The punch hurts, as proven by Rhys' immediate ow and pulling away. He's wearing that same gameface, the smile that doesn't reach his fake or real eye, but the casualness of it all isn't so bad. This reminds him of swinging by after Vaughn was finished with class when they were in college. Wanna grab some brewskis, see who's at the bar? Bro things. Not what one does with Handsome Jack outside of their wildest fantasies, but since he tried to steal Vasquez's deal, everything in Rhys' life has taken an incredibly unreal turn.]

Yeah, the other night-- you aren't mad? Because that was-- you know, I was pretty wasted. Whoo. Barely... remember anything-- uh. A drink sounds great. One drink, since now we know what I'm like with two. Ha-- ha. Ha. Yeah.

[As long as Jack's in a good mood, Rhys will awkwardly and painstakingly make this work.

This is the nicest Jack's been. Could it be that Rhys' sour attitude from his drunk texts inspired some sympathy? Didn't think you were the sort, HJ! But he's not complaining. The false sense of security is like a blanket he wants to wrap so tight around himself he never has to look at reality again.]
promotional: (artful eyebrow raise)

[personal profile] promotional 2015-08-09 12:25 am (UTC)(link)
[That was a joke, Rhys would say, rebuff puffing up his chest with pride, but it's Jack laughing so he decides, eh, better not. The pat to his cheek is better than the shoulder punch, so he lets that go by, too. Everything sails past when it's Handsome Jack showing casual--

Can this be called affection?]


You want to hop around.

[He has to echo that, let the words bounce out in the air for a while. Jack does not tell him he misheard, so he'll carry on.]

I'm game. If you're looking for seedy, we should port over to Maurtia Falls.
promotional: (j'concern)

[personal profile] promotional 2015-08-17 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
[In all fairness to Rhys' usual levels of Not All That Cool, he only knows that Maurtia Falls is a shithole, has visited it approximately twice, and can assume finding a seedy bar there is a cakewalk. Jack need never know that he has no specific joint in mind.

The shock can't be felt by Rhys, but there is a sensation and a message popping up in his ECHO system that counts the voltage of that momentary surge.]


Did you walk across an acre of carpet on your way out here?

[Because that shouldn't be happening with such fancy Hyperion tech.

The hand on his back is pleasantly warm. He ignores it. Fiercely. They'll be heading out to the porter. Not too far a distance, though grabbing a cab would make it even shorter.]
promotional: (too cute to be shifty)

[personal profile] promotional 2015-08-18 04:40 am (UTC)(link)
[Isn't that motivation, Jack? Start as the assistant manager, become the manager. Move up into HR. Convince them the entire teeny bopper jacket market (or whatever) needs a new infrastructure. Internal corporate takeover, until the kids doing covers of age inappropriate Top 40s are singing your praises alone. Not that Rhys would voice that suggestion or that he has, at one point or other, considered the likelihood of it becoming Jack's future reality. That would be dumb.]

That's some real suffering.

[No taxi, no town car. They can walk the whole damn way and the chitchat will be uncomfortably easy. They're both men bred from a certain stock, one might say, provided that 'one' wasn't Jack who would never lump himself in with Rhys.

Unless he felt like it.

Which he could.

Rhys wouldn't complain.

Is that hand going to stay on him? Again: zero complaints.]


Hey-- did I... tell you where I work? Ha ha. [Very sincere laughter right there.] I don't remember doing that.
promotional: (did you hear something)

[personal profile] promotional 2015-08-18 07:47 am (UTC)(link)
That's what I thought.

[No more inquiring into that; if Jack wanted to know where to find him, that's easy enough, and what he needed was confirmation that he hadn't blabbed. Rhys' second look at his texts from That One Night were cursory at best. So much information he might've said, but judging by the short lines of his end of the conversation, he doubts any of it was conveyed.]

How are things? Are you settling all right?

[Pretending with all your might could spark a placebo effect. This could, somehow, become an average evening out with a-- a... friend?]
promotional: (i'm hooked on a feeling)

[personal profile] promotional 2015-08-19 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
You know, Jack... I was planning on helping you-- the, uh. AI you. I think the idea was to get you back to Helios and then you'd be on the throne. Somehow. Because-- guys like you. That's where you belong. That's why this is-- everyone has an adjustment period. You'll get the hang of it.

[Rhys was silent for a while before he started to babble, taking in the vision of Jack losing his cool. He doesn't lack the keen insight (re: it's blatantly obvious) to see that the older man's off his rocker, but what if that's a necessity for leadership? All those assholes at Hyperion and someone had to be powerful, brilliant, and ruthless enough to make it all work. Rhys modeled himself after Handsome Jack-- he was considering going on the VIP tour of his memorial, goddamn it. And yeah, right. Creepy and fallible would go on his nohari window. Whatever. There's worse.

He'd rather feed the monster's ego than see it slip back into the shadows. Plus, that grip is ruining his shirt. He spent at least thirty dollars on this shirt.]
promotional: (work bitch)

[personal profile] promotional 2015-08-19 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
[In Jack's case, 'a little' was more like 'a whole fucking lot,' but Rhys doesn't correct him. They can lapse into the sort of silence people don't easily share. Most people have to fill the void with an endless stream of words, and Rhys is one of them, but Jack indicated they're taking a break. He picks up the hint, pockets it, and walks them along. The porter isn't far, and what he says along the way from there on is quick and mostly observational. Once they're in Maurtia Falls, though, it's all about heading down the inkiest looking street and walking with confidence despite having no idea where he's headed.

The air is thicker here. Not pea soup thick, but heavy and slightly damp in a way that cannot be measured, but most definitely felt. This isn't the sort of city he'd normally take to. Rhys was at home on Helios. So clean. So fresh. This will take more getting used to.]


Let me know if anything catches your eye.
promotional: (haha what)

[personal profile] promotional 2015-08-19 03:13 am (UTC)(link)
[The same concerned message from before pops up, briefly showing red from the palm of Rhy's cybernetic hand. What's with all the shocks? That can't be good for him, and he is ready to tell Jack to lay off all the touchy-feely bizness, but he's briefly blinded by electric pink and blue. What bastard designed a sign capable of shining that brightly before the sun's gone down? He only has so much time to blink and boggle before scent becomes a bigger sensory problem than sight. The wafting smell of lesser men hits him in a wave. The camera pans out for a long shot, then zooms in right on his face. Big eyes, barely open mouth.

Why didn't he leave through the back door today?]


What? Ha-- wow, I'm not really a darts guy. Why don't you throw a bunch and I'll watch you from the bar?

[If he drinks enough schnapps he'll stop caring about how he can feel grime building under his fingernails by simply standing on these premises, yeah?]
promotional: (level with me here)

[personal profile] promotional 2015-08-19 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
[That sure is a pointy-looking thingamajig. Rhys takes it with the amount of precaution usually reserved for disarming a bomb. This could kill a man. Woman. Child. Him. Mostly, he's always overly aware of things that could result in his own death. You'd think this would mean he'd make less rash decisions like heading out with his mass murdering ex-boss. Instead it only means he has the afterthought in vivid detail while the forethought lollygags and never gives him a good indicator of what route to take.

He turns his gaze up, spying the dart board. Red and green for contrast. The checker pattern is jeering at him.]


I had a thought-- we should get drinks first. Otherwise we look like a couple of thieves, coming in here and using the dartboard. I wouldn't want to be associated with that kinda crowd, would you?
promotional: (artful eyebrow raise)

[personal profile] promotional 2015-08-19 05:07 am (UTC)(link)
[Something that will get my-- did he say something about frankfurters? Rhys has not moved a step after being commanded to stay where he was left. Mistakes were made, and he doesn't want his transgressions to grow. They're already clinging to him, which must be why his ears are ringing-- why he thought, for an instant, he heard Jack's voice in his head again a moment ago.]

I do not like the look of that.

[Whispered under his breath. The bartender's smiling in the nasty way that means someone gave him permission to let his Freudian Id take the wheel. The drinks are poured at a poor angle for Rhys to peak at the chemistry in motion; his stomach sinks while folding in on itself.]

Uh. Do I have a choice?

[High-pitch at the end. Laughing! So-- so funny! And fun!]
promotional: (way too full of himself)

[personal profile] promotional 2015-08-19 06:19 am (UTC)(link)
[Posture's important in tango, whereas posturing is a good way to relate to another snake in a business suit. Metaphorically speaking, since neither of them wear respectable clothing.

(Rhys' shirt cost a pretty penny, his belt buckle's a sleek and round-cornered clip, his tie was an unnecessary expense, but if Tony was of a mind to, he could shame him for any article of the ensemble.)

They say to fake it 'til you make it, but what do you do after you've made it? Rhys has built himself a comfy nest in this new world order, small as it may be (and slightly disrupted by an old man's whining). This is as solid as any of it has a chance of being until more time has passed. When does he stop having to worry about things like darts in his skin? Unpoisoned darts, just-- lodged in his skin?]


Throw yourself into it. Great.

[He'll go retrieve another dart for himself and return to Jack, drink suspiciously untouched after he set it down on the table. Lips purse, eyes squint, he does a couple jerking fake-throw motions before letting the dart fly free.

In all fairness, it sails straight and true until like, three inches from the board when it begins its nose dive. Lodges in the outermost ring.]


Huh. I expected that to go worse.
promotional: (too cute to be shifty)

[personal profile] promotional 2015-08-19 10:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[...

Rhys says nothing when he could be telling Jack to let him breathe his own air once in a while, or throwing the dart and allowing it to fly to a better mark. He turns his head ever so slightly, eyes rolling so he gazes out of the corner of them nearest Jack. Nothing's said for a moment, but he's listening, not blanking. More like a hundred thoughts floating through his head instead of none.]


What's motivating me?

[He says that, eventually, after he's taken his time and let the clock tick.]
Edited 2015-08-19 22:04 (UTC)
promotional: (and that feeling is despair)

[personal profile] promotional 2015-08-22 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
[The man that comes to mind has no competition; douche beard, douche hair, voice that makes milk curdle and people's noses crinkle. Fuck Vasquez. What can't he ruin? What hasn't he? Were it not for him, Henderson would be alive and Rhys would be sitting pretty in his owed office. None of that Pandora nonsense would have ever bitten him in the ass so bad the bruises haven't healed months after landing in this much better world.

Vasquez never killed someone he loved, though. That could be-- in part-- because there are very few people Rhys would assign the 'L' word to. So what's that image? The sudden whirl of someone else's fury passing through the forefront of his mind (the part replaced with ECHOgear so that port can interface with the rest of him).]


Yeah-- I. I have someone in mind. I can do it now. Just aim?
promotional: (too cute to be shifty)

[personal profile] promotional 2015-08-28 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
[Fly, huh? All on his own with wings two inches too long and a far drop from nest to the pavement? Rhys' aims have never involved developing literal aim, but if he can reach the wires and sockets deep within the most complicated bot's interior, this can't be too hard. Imagine Vasquez, imagine Vasquez in Henderson's chair, acting like he owns the place because he's about to. Think of August-- in a small way, think of Fiona and Sasha and everyone who's ever gotten in his way. They don't all deserve a dart in the spine or dead between their eyes, but the frustration's there.

He lets go. The dart does a more brilliant upward verge and this time hits--

No. Nowhere near bullseye. Not even in the board. Somewhere to the left of it, but it's stuck deep, halfway through the wall. The drive is there.]


Damn.